Your dog will help you hook up, but don’t get blocked by your cat

Where sex is concerned, having pets can be both a blessing and a curse. They can go a long way to helping you find your no-strings partner, they can help you have a hook up or get laid, but they can also turn out to be a huge roadblock that will prevent you from getting the sex that you deserve. Here is some advice on how to use your pets to get laid.

The dog opener

Walking a dog is a great way to meet women. It is clichéd for sure, but that is because it is so effective. When you are walking a dog, it does multiple things. It gives other people an excuse to come and talk to you. They can ask about the dog, pet the dog, want to take a selfie with the dog… the list is pretty endless. It also goes the other way, you can talk to them using the same type of excuses. The dog also acts as a way to attract people, especially if it is a cute fluffy thing that is friendly. I knew someone who trained their dog to go up and be friendly to specific people. He would point, the dog would run in with its lead trailing and be all cute and fluffy, then the guy would run in and pretend that the dog ran off on the lead, and would offer to thank the woman by taking her for a drink. It was shockingly effective. Dogs are great.

The cat roadblock

Cats on the other hand are not going to help you get laid. You can’t take them out for walks, you can’t use them to start conversations… your cat is a terrible wing man. They are no good at all. What cats can do is get in the way. They can be really possessive. If you have had a hook up, or you have your no-strings partner over for the first time, just as you are getting down to it and the clothes are starting to be peeled away from bodies, a cat can come running in and demand attention. That can really throw things. I have even heard of a cat that has scratched the woman. She did not become a regular hookup after that incident, it destroyed the whole seduction process.

So use your dog to get a girl, sure, but if you have a cat make sure you close the door before having sex with your no-strings partner, you don’t want them to mess it up for you.