Hook up this May and June 2021

ed — Sun, 23 May 2021 00:09:02 +0000

Welcome to the Hook ups website, the place where we can help you find someone to hook up with. The best part? That person is also desperate to hook up with you, which is why they are here! It really is the ultimate win-win situation. So in this article, I would like to talk about all the reasons why the months of May and June 2021 are the perfect time to hook up with someone.

Firstly, I think it is important to remember what it is we are talking about. When we say “hook up” or “hookup” we are talking about this in the strictly adult sense. Hooking up is to have a consensual, sexual adult meeting where two (or more) people engage in sex. The key thing about this sex is that it comes with no strings. A more traditional relationship involves winning and dinning, it involves having to support people through hard times, watch films and movies that we are uninterested in, it means having to spend time with the other person’s friends and family that we personally have no enjoyment in doing. A hook up comes with none of these expectations. When you hook up with someone, it is just a hook up, nothing more. You don’t have to run errands to help get food to feed the cat, you don’t have to help out fitting cupboards, you have had a hook up and that is all. Hooks up are fantastic, and more people should be doing them!

So why is May and June the perfect months to hook up with someone? The season is perfect. We are coming into the end of Autumn and into the very start of winter. Things are cooling off and not as hot anymore. The summer brings with it a surge of hormones that make people want to have more sex, but it does not drive them in the way that the possibility of missing the window does. As humans, it has been proven that we are more driven by the fear of loss than by the prospect of gain. This means that the fear that we are leaving autumn and heading into winter, which is traditionally the driest season for sex, actually drives people to make hay whilst they still can. They want to hook up more than ever because they *think* that soon it will be harder. Now we both know that in reality, this is not true at all, but thinking it makes it so. This means that May and June are some of the easiest times to hook up with someone.

Best of luck with your endeavours, and remember, whenever you hook up with someone, they also go to hook up with you, so it really was the win-win.

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Hook up for sexy shower time – but don’t have sex!

ed — Fri, 22 Feb 2019 16:01:02 +0000

Most hooks up these days happen either via the internet and a decent hook up website like this one, or it takes place in a bar somewhere. Either way, the beginning steps are the same, whether they are in person or virtual. You are looking at the person, you are trying to decide if you physically fancy them or are attracted to them in some way, there may be a little chatter back and forth either of the in-person banter or the more careful written variety. Eventually, you decide whether you want to make the leap and go back to theirs or have them come back to yours. It is when this happens, that this article comes into play.

When you bring someone back / go back to someone else’s place to hook up, you are going to have to go through the process of removing all clothing and having some sexy contact time. This can be awkward and tricky… a great way around this is to use something with warm water. The very best thing is if you have a jacuzzi! “Let’s get in my jacuzzi, it is warm and bubbly, it is going to be great!” You have to take your clothes off to do this, and bobs your uncle you are now naked and ready to go. Most of us do not have this luxury however, but the shower is a good second choice.

Sharing a lovely warm shower is a great way to have sexy time together. You can really feel each other, stroke, touch, explore in slow and sexy ways. There is something primaeval about cleaning each other, this is something that most mates in the animal kingdom do for each other, and I think it is still hard-wired into us on some level. You can really turn each other, play with each other’s private parts, even use various bottles that may be lying around the bathroom to help with all this. Then after getting really turned on and comfortable with each other, you can move to the bedroom and have sex. It is great.

Do not have sex in the shower

The warning here is clear, do not actually have sex in the shower. Standing up sex is really difficult to make good unless the man has a porn star size dick or the woman is 4 foot tall. You might try and fall back on giving each other oral sex, but you will end up with a face and mouth full of water feeling like you are about to drown. You also are going to be affected by the temperature changes, showers are notoriously hard to set at the perfect temperature and you don’t want to have to struggle with this. So please, for your sake, don’t do it.

When you have a hook up, having sexy shower time is a great choice, but maybe save the actual sex for the bedroom.